No. He. Is. Not. A. Mountain.

Although it is true..... Jonny is not in fact a mountain, if there is one thing I know about him, it is his love for mountains and great pictures of them. I know he has taken a better picture than this one. But Jonny fact numero uno: He loves the mountains.

A slam and a dance. A dance-slam.....

Little Johnny Opening his breaks to a high-five, wave to mommy position. Clearly ready to knock out any competition that comes his way with that ferocious hand.
Although most of us love 'im others would rather beat his face in with a small guitar that resembles an oversized ukulele! Good luck Jonny.